Kids
Playing Adults ...
A man in a hot air balloon
realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can
you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but
I don't know where I am.?"
The woman replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41
degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be in Information Technology," said the
balloonist.
"I am ..." replied the woman, "... how
did you know?"
"Well ..." answered the balloonist, "...
everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea
what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed
my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am ..." replied the balloonist, "...
but how did you know?"
"Well ..." said the woman, "... you
don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to
where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise,
which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath
you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's now my
fault."
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